Monday, February 7, 2011

The flag is up!

I don't drive to the post office ordinarily. I don't see the reason to do so. The post office comes to me every day. Every day (Sundays excluded, of course, because we're a Christian nation.) So I regularly put my mail in my mailbox right outside my door and flip the flag up. It works every time.

Except when it doesn't.

I discovered that birth certificate packet with its many enclosures scattered across my bedroom floor this morning, and upon further investigation, I discovered that Tobias, age 3, decided to do us the favor of getting the mail last night at midnight, opening it, and scattering it on our floor.

I can't decide what's more annoying--the fact that he displaced the *outgoing* mail or the fact that he did it unsupervised at midnight when the rest of us were sleeping. I do know which fact is more disconcerting.

A future escape artist? I hope not. A future postman? Maybe, but I doubt it.

At any rate, he's gotta learn what the flag means first.

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