It's a new Dr. Seuss series. You don't want to miss it.
I've dealt with mice before. They are a minor inconvenience, excused because they are just so darn cute.
Not so with a rat.
He's ugly. He's scary. And he looks like he can gnaw my finger off if I look at him the wrong way.
I don't even know how to trap a rat... humanely... "tidily"... successfully.
He has the audacity to come out in broad daylight and scurry--make that lumber--over my feet in the kitchen.
He chewed a hole the size of Lake Eerie in my bag of pancake mix and went for a swim in there. Then, as an afterthought, showered off in my rice.
A rat.
Ick.
I shiver.
and I will not sleep well tonight.
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