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I'm about the business of raising godly children. So far, God has blessed us with six of them! My husband owns his own business, and I'm fortunate enough to stay at home with the kiddos. If you're looking for deep philosophy on this blog, you're out of luck. If you'd prefer random tales of childhood tomfoolery, stick around!
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
David's Bible lessons
Tonight, at bedtime:
David: "Mom, will we see God in Heaven?"
Mom: "Yes, honey."
David: "Mom, will we see Moses in Hell?"
Mom: "No, baby, Moses is in Heaven. God buried his body."
David: "Mom, did God send Moses back to Peru?"
???
PERU?!
Mom: "Moses was in Egypt and in Israel."
David: "Oh, I thought he was in Peru."
Well, we either need to spend a bit more time on Bible, or a bit more time on geography.
David: "Mom, will we see God in Heaven?"
Mom: "Yes, honey."
David: "Mom, will we see Moses in Hell?"
Mom: "No, baby, Moses is in Heaven. God buried his body."
David: "Mom, did God send Moses back to Peru?"
???
PERU?!
Mom: "Moses was in Egypt and in Israel."
David: "Oh, I thought he was in Peru."
Well, we either need to spend a bit more time on Bible, or a bit more time on geography.
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